TOMMY: "Jason, tell the truth. Tell me that I'm the better Red Ranger. Tell me or I'll drop you in Divatox's Monster Gumbo." JASON: "Gumbo? Hmm, It does smells like shrimp and crawfish in here. Gotta bowl? ..and heck no!! I'm the better Red Ranger!! Always was always will (Tommy drops him) Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"
Well if you told me you were drowning / I would not lend a hand / I've seen your face before, my friend / But I don't know if you know who I am (You can blame 4evergreen for inspiring this one)
Actually, I wouldn't have thought of using a Phil Collins joke in this picture! But thanks for beating me to the punch! That makes my job of posting comments a whole lot easier!
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