TANYA: "I know you're still mad at me for playing The Partridge Family, huh? Tommy, I really can sing. They say I sound just like Whitney Houston." TOMMY: "But, you look like Bobby Brown!" (TANYA MORPHS AND THEN JACKSLAPS TOMMY)
Thank goodness THAT mess of a celebrity marriage is finally over! Now we can focus on more important matters, like when is Disney going to realize they need to make new episodes of "Brandy & Mr. Whiskers?" That show is comedy gold!
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