Tommy, to the tune of "Here Comes the Bride":"Here comes my girl, prettiest in the world, girl you just put me into a twirl! Here comes my girl, here comes my girl!" Alpha V:"We are gathered here to mark this momentous occasion of Ranger marrying ranger, if there's anyone in this entire world who feels that these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace." Kimberly bursts through the doors:"I OBJECT!!!!"
DANG!!!!! I had a really great zinger of a joke stopper when I originally wrote my first comment, but I ran out of room so I hoped that somebody else would write in so I could finish what I was going to say, but now it's a month later and I completely forgot what the punchline was! Ohhh, I hate that!
At least I have another zinger now! Kimberly:"I object to this wedding on the grounds a certain unnamed person Tommy Ranger- -did I just say that out loud? Oh well who cares, is being a real jerk to 4EverGreen. If he thinks he's going to get 4EverGreen banned from this website he is sadly mistaken. HE WILL NOT BE SILENCED! The truth will be revealed who Tommy Ranger really is! It's only a matter of time before Kyle comes down on you like a sledgehammer to pass judgment on you, Tommy Ranger!"
I had a really great zinger of a joke stopper when I originally wrote my first comment, but I ran out of room so I hoped that somebody else would write in so I could finish what I was going to say, but now it's a month later and I completely forgot what the punchline was! 
Ohhh, I hate that! 
Kimberly:"I object to this wedding on the grounds a certain unnamed person Tommy Ranger- 
Oh well who cares, 
is being a real jerk to 4EverGreen. 
HE WILL NOT BE SILENCED! 
It's only a matter of time before Kyle comes down on you like a sledgehammer to pass judgment on you, Tommy Ranger!" 