Can anybody on this website read Japanese & tell me what this trading card is saying? And if you don't know, please don't make something up because that's not fair to me & other people who might want to know what this card says!
GaoYellow / Small Unit / Noble Slash SP 1 / (??? I can't make sense out of this) In this way, the sky is in uproar, and he calmly plays the ukulele unlike a showman. / wild beast / yellow / male / Hyakujuu Sentai Gaoranger / (copyright stuff)
And if you don't know, please don't make something up because that's not fair to me & other people who might want to know what this card says! 
It always helps to have someone on this website who knows the original language of the "Power Rangers!"