Conner:"Kira, will you go out with me?" Kira:"NO! You're too stupid!" Tommy:"What about me?" Kira:"Who WOULDN'T want to go out with you?! You're the greatest Power Ranger of all time!" Ethan:"And what about me?! What I do look like, chopped liver?!" Conner:"Who said that?" Ethan:"Now I know what it feels like to be a male African-American Power Ranger: it SUCKS!!!!"
I wouldn't allow ANYBODY to kick my @$$! Unless if it was Nicole Sullivan from "MADtv!" She can kick-or do whatever else she wants to do-with me anytime she wants to! (And who says I can't make fun of myself? Only a TRUE comedian would be willing to be able to poke fun at himself!)
And the real ironic part is, you're jokes aren't even ONE TRILLIONTH as good as mine! I won't claim to be the best comedian in the world, in fact I might say some people think I'm far from it! But if I manage to make even one person laugh, than I will have accomplished something!
Oh come on, You thought those were jokes >_>, You 'so dumb, You went to the movies and it said "Under 16 not permited", So you went home and got 15 freinds
Maybe that's YOUR problem: Your expectations for jokes on this website are FAR too low so when I give something that I consider to be part of my gold material, you completely miss the joke like a moron completely misses the point! And you, Rider_Leangle, have missed that point!
That's why I said I was PARAPHRASING him! Paraphrasing means NOT saying the same exact thing that somebody else has said! What I was paraphrasing was the part when Obi-Wan said:"Who's more foolish? The Fool or the Fool who follows him?"
Kira:"NO! 
You're too stupid!" 
Tommy:"What about me?" 
Kira:"Who WOULDN'T want to go out with you?! 
You're the greatest Power Ranger of all time!" 
Ethan:"And what about me?! 
What I do look like, chopped liver?!" 
Conner:"Who said that?" 
Ethan:"Now I know what it feels like to be a male African-American Power Ranger: it SUCKS!!!!" 
