You're a troll and a spammer, that's reason enough for you to be banned. Also, you've already been banned from here before and that should put you on the top of the "needs to go" list.
A: You've lied about that before. B: That one's a newer lie though, considering you have even less evidence to back it up than that new username you're hiding behind (this refers to your previous lie, since you are too big an idiot to know when you're insulted).
Oh yeah, it's because this is the only place that you haven't been banned from yet.