This joke is for any fan of "Xialoin Showdown," to read, anyone else, doesn't need to read it. Divatox:"To Victory! (Leaves than comes back!) I have NO idea where I'm going!"
Oh please! Divatox wasn't even voted Miss Pittsburgh of 1997! Do you know how LAME you have to be to NOT get voted as Miss Pittsburgh 1997? You'd have to be Sissy Spacek lame! (No offense to people who live in Pittsburgh or who like Sissy Spacek as an actress or both!)
(Leaves than comes back!) 
I have NO idea where I'm going!" 
Divatox wasn't even voted Miss Pittsburgh of 1997! Do you know how LAME you have to be to NOT get voted as Miss Pittsburgh 1997? You'd have to be Sissy Spacek lame! (No offense to people who live in Pittsburgh or who like Sissy Spacek as an actress or both!) 
And seriously, nobody else in the universe does either!"