Jason: Are you sure that WheatGrass is the best source of Fiber we can get?? Billy: I have something to tell you, Jason: What?? Billy: This isn't Wheat Grass. Everyone: *Spits out grass* Kim: Are you sure that Coffie tastes the best when its Fresh Ground?? Because this mud tastes horible!!!
Congratulations Rider_Leangle! You have officially joined the ranks of the funniest web posters on this web site! What are you going to do now? (Hint: You'll get a bonus 50 points toward your membership if you say: "I'm going to Disneyland!")
ZACK: "Why does this grass smell funny?" JASON: "I don't know, but this grass is making my head spin." KIM: "Yeah, and I got the munchies, too. Trini, why are your eyes slanted?" TRINI: "I'm Asian, doofus!" BILLY: "How much will this cost on the street?" FARMER: "Hey, you kids get off my marij....., I mean, grass field!!
I didn't think it was possible, but someone has proven that they're even a worser of a comedian than Pauly Shore is! You want to know how bad that is? Pauly Shore's entire movie career has been yelly, yelly, yelly, not funny, yelly, yelly, yelly, not funny, yelly, yelly, not funny, compared with his entire life which is just NOT funny!
"BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS WHA' CHA GONE DO? WHA'CHA GONE DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?!" THAT'S WHAT HAPPEND WHEN THEY HAVE THA TOKEN BLACK GUY ON THEIR TEAM J/K BUT POOR ZACK HIS FACE IS DOWN!!!
Kim: "Jason, can we get up now?" Jason: "No, Kim we cant." Trini: "And why is that Jason?" Billy: "Because Jasons' a wussy." Jason: "I am not a wussy." Zack: "Whatever you say Jason. Whatever you say."
Jason: "HOW am I a wussy?!" Kimberly: "Because unlike the rest of us, you never even TRIED to have a career outside of being a Power Ranger!" Jason: "At least I didn't turn out to be a drunken bum like Rocky turned out to be!"
Jason:"zzzzzz" Kimberly:"zzzzzz" Zack:"zzzzz" Billy:"zzzzz" Trini:"And he calls it, puppy looove!" Tommy:zzzzzz. NGH! Say whaaaaa?" Rocky:"zzzzz" Aisha:"YO! Why is Rocky sleepin'. It's not even our season!" Adam:"He's way too into it." Kat:"When I said have fun, I didn't mean 'have you slept?' Alien rangers:"...It's morphin time!" Justin:"Huh? This is the original teenagers? Good thing thay put me on only for the whole season in Turbo!" Trini:" And thay called it, puppy looove!'
Good!!!
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